Dogcalling #1: Smile

Sick of scrubs yelling out their car windows every time you walk down the street? Holler back (pre-emptively) with this "dogcalling" patch that puts a twist on the beloved catcall, "Hey baby, didn't your momma ever teach you how to smile?" Perfect for bags or the back of a cool kid denim vest.

The patches are approximately 8.5"x9". Black acrylic paint on canvas fabric. They're made to order, so they may be more or less sloppy than the one pictured. But it's all part of that good ol' DIY charm, right? Hey, it's $5 with free shipping, what are you complaining about?

For an extra dollar, I can add no-fray glue to the edges of the patches, but mine (pictured) doesn't have any and it still looks badass.